The Final Star Wars Trailer is Here!

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Disney Releases the Final Star Wars Trailer; Fanboys Everywhere Rejoice!

Er… well… as much as we can “collectively” rejoice, anyway. There will always be the doubters and the haters. But, for the most part, the end of the Skywalker saga (…or is it? It is called The Rise of Skywalker, after all…) is a bittersweet moment for fans of the Force. This new, final Star Wars trailer has more action and possibly some spoiler content, but that remains to be seen. Check it out:

So… Questions.

First of all, I think we can safely say from this new Star Wars trailer that the Emperor is making some kind of return, but was that a really quick shot of Rae and Ren working together to smash a statue? To quote his tiny green holiness, “Interesting this is, mmm?” Also, Rae appears to be almost entirely on her own throughout this movie, with the exception of the Ren fight sequences, but what did the Emperor mean when he said: “Your coming together will be your undoing?” Lots to unpack there. Finally, how the hell is there an ice mountain range floating in space? These are all things I must know in just under two months.

Then the Nostalgia.

Okay, I’m not going to lie. I got hit in the feels a little bit when C3PO had his moment. And that’s another question. What did he mean by “…one last look at my friends?” Okay, the suspense is now officially killing me. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker opens in theaters everywhere on December 20th.

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Brandon Humphreys

Brandon Humphreys

I'm a wizard. I write stuff and it goes from my head into yours - Magic! Apart from that, I am the Senior Editor for Space Porn, a veteran, a rock guitarist, and a teacher.

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