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  • Star Wars: The Mandalorian

    Star Wars: The Mandalorian Pilot Episode Review

    Disney Knocks It Out of the Park with Star Wars: The Mandalorian Pilot Well, boys and girls, Disney Plus is finally here and that means so is the first season of Star Wars: The Mandalorian! I say the first season,...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • Static fire test of SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule

    SpaceX Crew Dragon One Step Closer To Flight!

    Yesterday’s Successful Static Fire Test Puts SpaceX Crew Dragon in Position for Crucial Upcoming Flight Tests Yesterday at around three o’clock Eastern time, engineers fired up the escape-system engine on the SpaceX Crew Dragon Capsule. The capsule’s SuperDraco engines passed...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • The object formerly known as Ultima Thule - now called Arrokoth

    An Ultima Thule by Any Other Name…

    NASA Responds to Backlash Over Nazi Ties to Ultima Thule Name. The object formerly known as Ultima Thule will henceforth be known as Arrokoth. The leadership of NASA’s New Horizon’s mission nicknamed the object. And much was made of New...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • NASA graphic of Artemis lander

    NASA Requests More Money for Artemis Program

    Despite the President’s Insistence That the Moon’s Not a “Big Deal,” White House Officials Ask Congress for $2.3 Billion More In Order to Meet Its Self-Imposed 2024 Deadline. Let’s start by saying there’s a lot to unpack here. I’ll do...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • NASA rendition of largest X-Ray Burst ever

    Brightest X-Ray Burst Ever Observed!

    The ISS’s NICER Telescope Observed an X-Ray Burst That Released The Same Amount of Energy in 20 seconds as It Takes The Sun About Ten Days To Release! The Neuron star Interior Composition Explorer (NICER) telescope mounted on the ISS...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • SpaceX Starlink Satellite Launch

    Watch SpaceX Launch 60 New Starlink Satellites into Space

    The Next Phase of the SpaceX’s Revolutionary Internet Service Program is in Orbit after They Successfully Launched 60 Starlink Satellites Yesterday. SpaceX wants to put a lot of satellites into orbit. Of course, they’ve been successfully doing it for a...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • ES:O Version 72

    ES:O Version 0.072 — A Preview of New Features!

    Pilots: Attention! ES:O Version 0.072 is Packed With Incredible New Features and Content You’re Gonna Love! Hey there, all you Epic Space: Online and Space Porn junkies! In the words of Professor Farnsworth, “Good News, Everyone!”  ES:O unveiled Version 0.072,...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • The Boeing Lunar Lander - Image Credit: Boeing

    Boeing Enters The Race to the Moon!

    As the 2024 Artemis Deadline Looms, Boeing Pitched Its Idea for a Lunar Lander on Tuesday. I have to admit some biases here before we start. First, I’m a proud Washingtonian, and Boeing is headquartered here. Naturally, I want them...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • SpaceX Starlink Satellites

    SpaceX Prepares to Launch 60 more Starlink Satellites

    The Next Generation of Internet Service is One Step Closer as Musk and Co. Get Ready to Add to Its Constellation of Starlink Satellites. It’s been about three months since SpaceX launched a rocket. That doesn’t mean there’s been nothing...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • Boeing Starliner Test Successful

    Despite SpaceX’s Claims that They’re Years Ahead, Boeing Says Starliner Could Carry Astronauts Next Year. Today Boeing successfully pulled off a pad abort test for their Starliner crew capsule. The successful test comes just one week after SpaceX President and...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • Celebrating the ISS anniversary

    Celebrating The ISS Anniversary On Twitter

    The First ISS Crew Launched Nineteen Years Ago. People Around the Twitterverse Cheer the Accomplishment and Are Already Getting Ready for Next Year’s Big ISS Anniversary. On Halloween of 2000, the first long-term crew of the International Space Station (ISS)...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • Pluto in color

    NASA Considers a Return to Pluto

    After New Horizons Discovered Some Amazing New Data, a Return to Pluto May Be on NASA’s Agenda Soon. NASA might make a return to Pluto in the near future. Recently, the agency, funded the Southwest Research Institute (SwRI) in order...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • Katie Sackhoff in Another Life

    Netflix Renews Another Life?

    This Show Was So Bad I Didn’t Make It Through the First Episode for a Review, and Now Netflix is Renewing Another Life. First, let’s just say that I’m not going to use this as a platform to bash the first...

    Brandon Humphreys
  • Alien, number one of our scary space movies

    The Top 5 Scary Space Movies!

    Looking for Some Cosmological Terror? We’ve Got the Five Scary Space Movies to Take Your Halloween into the Void and Beyond! Today we celebrate all things that are wonderfully spooky! Halloween brings joy to millions each year. And for many...

    Brandon Humphreys